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SWITZERLAND: FAULTS AND VIRTUES (I)

The suggestive title of "Brave New World" of Huxley (one of my novels header, of course) strikes me as perfect for outlining the impressions of a English in Geneva .
The perfect metaphor for a clock, a perfect mechanism that never fails (call ROLEX) is ideal to define this great little country, with its fruitful benefits and drawbacks harmful because Switzerland pun intended, is like a large clock.
To keep things running perfectly, gears should match perfectly, the second, as Bach, is always at the right time at the agreed place, the small hand turn relentlessly until all the cycles in a slow and continuous. That is the spirit of Switzerland.
However, 90% percent of the population is composed of human beings (dogs also have their unquestionable rights), and humans, by default, err, and not all are like tiny pieces of a large clock. There are individuals who, through ignorance or not, by omission or otherwise, have ever prevented with a little mistake, that the system flow and roll as well as usual.
These are the most expensive errors that are paid as a bus ride without a ticket, a one-day delay in the payment of health insurance, a poorly selected train ticket, a dirty shoe at the entrance to a nightclub, a crest , a hijab or a sweater you do not try to prove your economic potential .
An error of this type, which makes a Swiss miss more than ten seconds in his hectic daily schedule, you better shut the neglect of Swiss society, because in his social contract (Rousseau , illustrious Geneva in illustration) the first is the collective, invisible and inaccessible to mass convert all Swiss they say at the end, I just got one. A giant hourglass system in which everyone has to comply precisely with its mission and each one represents a tiny but crucial role and that a simple failure can dl duty paid to the prefect universal synchronization. Written
So, it seems natural, and I promise that I would not mind if I were a piece watch imported to Spain. My character, almost certainly, a far cry from that of any element of watches, and now I can not avoid committing further failures that threaten the solid screenplay. Will I become an anti?